Sans Magique
Tous les prixes sont negotiable
Starters
Blue Corn Smut with Vodka Hackberry Sauce
Mocha-Glazed Oxtail Pizza with Sun-Dried Mediterranean Gravel
Unborn Caviar and Flying Squirrel Roe
Chevre Rolet with a 386 Milled Head and Dual Carburetors
Braised Mixed Field Hands in Curdled Lhasa Apso Saliva
Soft Money Crabs in a White Wine Condescension
Mixed Greenbacks, with Krugerrand Croutons
Entrees
Hill Country Poor People in Silly Hats Made of Arugula
Wild Baby Lamb Trapped by an Englishman Wearing A Pith Helmet and Drowned in Champagne Beet Sauce
Broken-Back Ribs, with Garnished Wages
Undraped Ordelon with Blue Potatoes Shaped Like Central American Dictators
Solar-Baked Eels Stuffed, with Balsamic Waffles and Grits Drenched in Chardonnay Karo Syrup
Crisped
Quail Beaks, with Twice-Chewed Baby Fennel Radicchio Endive Watercress
Chicory Kale Escarole Swiss Chard Chutney
Sentient
Veal in False Morel Raspberry Mint Sludge Served over Dried Wild Risotto
with Saffron Porcini en Papillote
Sauteed Vegetarians, Assuaged with Guiltless Prevarications
Sirloin of Ancient Redwood Roasted over Redwood with Redwood Compote
Still-beating Heart of a Minimum-Wage Worker, with Fire-Roasted Bus Tokens and Resoled Shoe Leather
Desserts
Chocolate Incontinence
Lime Disease Sorbet
DentuCreme Brulee
Stuckey's Divinity in Durian Zest Marsala Custard
Assorted Currencies, with Gold-dusted Greenspan Dandruff
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