stores. They grow out of the ground like monster fungi,
yet uglier. The
latest one to invade central Austin at Northcross Mall
Mazda, in May 2004, started offering a pickup truck with
a "Keep Austin
Weird" package. ("Free T-shirt with a test
drive!") If only it
were true: truck bed filled with peanut butter
balloon cannon, strobe light headlamps...
snooty restaurants. See sample menu.
updated April 2016